And that brings us to our latest episode of ” I can’t spell to save my life, and this is why we can’t have the nice things”.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
That’s what I did to my fiancé >:D
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
BE UH MAN
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
(Source: hypothetical-happiness)
(Source: palpattine)
The most stressful moment of my childhood
The fuck you talking about? This is my most stressful moment everyday
(Source: missyandere)
moral of the story don’t get involved in fandoms that involve wizards
(Source: morgrana)
(Source: equalitystripper)
CRYING
(Source: neology)
